Traffic Course Name Contest

I don’t have a name for my traffic course yet.
If you help me name it, there’s a big prize in it for you.

Here’s what I know.
*I can tell you it’s going to be the simplest course to follow EVER. I can tell you that the course will actually result in YOU GETTING TRAFFIC to your site — from day 1.
*I can tell you that there will be a lot of hand-holding and personal involvement by me and my faculty.
*I can tell you that I have a personal care and desire for you to be successful on your site.
*And I can tell you that we’re going to follow the principles in The Triumph Of the Stupid to get the job done.

That’s right, we’re going to be STUPID.

So my question to you is…